Tim Mandese

It's like Area 51, but a lot more cramped!

Humorous conspiracy and odd facts lay within!

(Tim From Tampa)

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It's like Area 51, but a lot more cramped! Humorous conspiracy and odd facts lay within! 

Invasion of the Lizard People


Look around you. If you're in a room with 25 other people, odds are at least one of them believes the world is run by lizard people, according to a recent poll. Conspiracy junkies are well aware of the theory that cleverly disguised reptilian aliens traveled to Earth thousands of years ago to infiltrate our highest echelons of government. Proof exists in the form of terrifying YouTube videos revealing news anchors with reptilian eyes, and lack of any better explanation for Rob Ford.


You can dispatch the reptilian eye claim with relative ease, but only if you're willing to suffer through 3 minutes of this awful techno music. The quick version: If a video file is compressed, sped up, and zoomed in, a clever video editor can transform any human eye into a menacing reptilian slit. But if you insist on clinging to the lizard government theory, at least be prepared.


  1. Donkey Kong got his name because his creator believed ‘donkey’ meant ‘stupid’ in English and wanted to convey the impression that the character was a “Stupid Ape”.
  2. The medical name for a butt crack is “intergluteal cleft”.
  3. People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.
  4. The name for the shape of Pringles is called a ‘Hyperbolic Paraboloid’.
  5. There is a McDonalds in every continent except Antarctica.
  6. Mr Potato Head was the first toy to be advertised on TV.
  7. A duel between three people is actually called a truel.
  8. The stage before frostbite is called “frostnip”.
  9. The two tiny holes drilled in every BIC pen is to ensure that the air pressure is the same both inside and outside the pen, which helps the ink flow to the tip.
  10. In South Korea there is an emergency number (113) to report spies.
  11. There are no bridges over the Amazon River.
  12. The process by which bread toasts is called the ‘Maillard Reaction’.
  13. Snails have 14000 teeth and some can even kill you!
  14. Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was not a man in a suit, it was actually a giant puppet.
  15. Sonic the Hedgehog’s full name is actually Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog.
  16. Even though Froot Loops are different colors, they all have exactly the same flavor.
  17. George Clooney did the voice for ‘Sparky’ – a gay dog in South Park.
  18. Most toilet paper sold for home use in France is pink.
  19. Marmite was one of most confiscated items at airports from the UK – to overcome this issue, Marmite made smaller ones for travelling.
  20. The human nose can remember 50,000 different scents.

Rhesus is a protein substance found in red blood cells; Rh negative blood basically means that some folks don’t have this protein. It’s not really a problem; O negative blood types are universal donors and can give blood to anyone, but they can only receive blood from other O negatives. In extreme cases, Rh negative women carrying Rh positive fetuses may experience difficulty during the pregnancy because their blood tries to attack the blood cells of their baby. Because of this difficulty, and because Rh negatives make up a relatively small portion of the population, and because Rh negatives are almost always of Northern European descent, some people believe that folks with Rh blood were actually descended from aliens. These aliens, which early humans may have believed were angels or divine beings, sought to populate the earth with superior beings that would help them oppress the human race and bring the planet into these aliens’ control. here to edit and add your own text.

People With Rh Negative Blood Are Descended From Aliens